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A guy was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house,
'Talking Dog for Sale.'
He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard.
The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..
'You talk?' he asked.
'Yes,' the Lab replied.
'So, what's the story?
'The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when Iwas pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Gardaabout my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country tocountry, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no onefigured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuablespies for eight years running.
''But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't gettingany younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airportto do some undercover security wandering near suspiciouscharacters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings andwas awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.
'The guy was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wantedfor the dog.
'Ten euros.' the man said.
'Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap? ''Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shít!'
Dansk version: - English version further down
Der er ikke sket så meget her på bloggen, på det sidste. Jeg har haft voldsomt travlt med at lave ingenting ;o)). Der er ikke rigtig sket noget der har været interresant. Både Møsse og jeg har det godt.
Møsse har dog udviklet sig til at blive en meget stor tæve.....i den høje ende af standarden! Dette var/er absolut uventet, især fordi hun var den mindste i kuldet da jeg hentede hende 8 uger gammel og mange af hendes hel og ½-søskende er "små" sheltier. På nuværende tidspunkt ved jeg ikke rigtig om hun kan gøre sig i de europæsiske udstillingsringe.
Lige nu har hun ikke så meget pels, da hun er ved at skifte til en mere voksen og varmere overfrakke.....så jeg går og venter på at hun skal blive mere færdig og så vil jeg prøven lykken hos dommerne og se hvad de siger til en stor men velbygget ung tæve!
English version:
I haven’t posted much on the blog lately. I have been tremendously busy doing absolutely nothing ;o)). Nothing has really happened here. Both Mösse and I are well.
Mösse has however evolved to become a huge bitch ..... at the high end of the standard! This was/is absolutely unexpected, especially because she was the smallest of the litter when I picked her 8 weeks old and many of her full and ½-siblings are "small" Shelties. At the moment I do not know if she can be a success in the European Dogshows??!!
Right now she haven’t much fur, she is switching to a more adult and warmer coat .... so I’m waiting for more shows, until she is more mature and then I will try my luck with the judges and see what they say to a large but well-built young bitch!
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